Sinead O’Connor has revealed she wishes she never married – after four failed attempts.
The Take Me To Church singer feels she is a “silly cow” and a “twat” for going through with the weddings.
And Sinead – who is angry she’ll never be able to get married properly to the man of her dreams – said she only went through with the marriages to try and “be normal”.
She said: “I wish I hadn’t ever got married. Silly cow. Four times. What a twat. Now I can’t ever get married once and properly.
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“Anyway I look stupid in dresses. And clearly, I’m a crap wife. I think I was trying to be normal.
“Kind of like a gay person trying to deny it and insist on being straight.
“Of course theres nothing at all normal about marrying people you hardly f**king know. Luckily, they were nice guys. Thank f**k.”
But Sinead feels she may be part of the problem, claiming on her blog she isn’t “wife material”.
She added: “I did iron one guys shirt, thinking thats what nice wives do. He was all delighted.
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“Then he just stuffed it in a big ball in his bag to go so it was exactly as it had been before I ironed it, within three seconds of me finishing. F**k that.
“I’m so not wife material. Actually on the same guy, I did used to run to the shops and buy ready made food and then go home, hide all the packaging and say I cooked it.
“I’m the s**test cook alive. I dunno WTF I was bothering to pretend for. I never did that before nor since. Very strange.
“Luckily the marriage never lasted long enough for me to have to keep up the culinary pretence too long. Sheez. It’d be easier to walk around unnoticed with three sheep up your growler.”
