Ahh Halloween, the one time of the year when everyone dresses as slutty as they can and all is forgiven once November 1st rolls around.
Remeber that scene in Mean Girls? Yes it’s real, and outfits are getting sluttier than ever.
You can basically put the word ‘sexy’ in front of any occupation and make it a slutty Halloween costume.
Eyes up here boys, even though there is a lot going on down there…
1. Playboy Bunny
The classic Playboy Bunny. This is the créme de la créme of slutty Halloween outfits.
Regina George, Elle Woods, and even Bridget Jones got in on this classic Halloween craze.
All it consists of is a pair of bunny ears, a dickie bow and a tail. (If you’re feeling crazy, add in a pair of fishnet stockings, go loco)
http://www.thecostumeshop.ie/costume/bunny-costume-en.html
2. French Maid
Yet another classic, the French Maid is a very popular costume around Halloween.
Imagine wearing this bopping around Grafton Street on Halloween night.
Complete with apron and feather duster, this is an absolutely gas costume. A Halloween match maid in heaven. (Such a bad pun, I’m sorry)
http://www.thecostumeshop.ie/costume/french-maid-fever-costume.html
3. Army Girl
For the girl that wants to be in army clothing, but only for Halloween night.
The Army Girl is a popular Halloween costumer because who doesn’t love dressing up in uniform?
Any excuse to wear camouflage ironically really.
http://www.thecostumeshop.ie/costume/ladies-army-annie-costume.html
4. Police Woman
Keeping with the uniform theme, here’s a slutty police woman Halloween costume.
No idea why people would want to dress up as sexy police women, but hey this is the world we live in.
A pair of cool sunglasses, some kind of peaked hat, and a navy dress. You got a policewoman. Boom.
http://www.halloweencostumes.co.uk/sexy-bad-cop-costume.html
5. Wonder Woman
When you’re wonder woman in real life anyways, why not translate it into your Halloween costume?
No doubt you’ll feel wonder-ful (sorry again) in this sexy costume.
Girl power baby, if you can’t be wonder woman at Halloween, well then when can you?
http://www.thecostumeshop.ie/costume/sexy-wonder-woman-costume.html
6. Sexy Nurse
Why be a regular nurse that saves lives everyday, when you can be a SEXY nurse one night of the year?
Make sure not to make your costume too realistic in case someone needs help and they don’t realise you’re just a sexy nurse.
Pretty sure no real nurses dress like this anyways, so I think you’ll be safe enough.
http://www.thecostumeshop.ie/costume/white-nurse-costume.html
7. Sexy Witch
Most witches we know of aren’t what you would call ‘sexy.’ But who wants to go as the rotten wicked witch of the west for Halloween?
So most girls opt for a prettier version of the traditional witch…
Witch is fair enough. (That’s the last pun, I swear)
http://www.yandy.com/Liquid-Black-Witch-Costume-.php
8. Harley Quinn
95% of women are probably going to go as Harley Quinn anyways this Halloween, so why not go as sexy Harley Quinn?
It would be kinda weird to dress up as Margot Robbie on a normal day (even though we all want to be her at all times)..
So this Halloween is a perfect excuse to do just that, and not seem like a weirdo.
http://www.halloweencostumes.co.uk/arkham-city-harley-quinn-costume.html
9. Cheerleader
You think you can name a sluttier Halloween costumer? BRING IT ON (sorry we just had to).
A cheerleader Halloween costume is basically a sports bra, a teeny tiny skirt and some pom pom’s.
Easily done, and just gas.
https://www.3wishes.com/sexy-costumes/cheerleader-costumes/sexy-college-cheerleader-outfit/
10. Slutty Pumpkin
Yes, they’re doing slutty vegetables now.
Don’t believe me? Take a look at the photo below.
I don’t really have that many words for this one…
https://www.amazon.com/3WISHES-Perfect-Pumpkin-Costume-Halloween/dp/B00936J2LU?tag=hallocostumetc-20
Enjoy the night of complete freedom ladies!
