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James Kavanagh QUITS social media

James Kavanagh has quit social media!

The Snapchat star turned TV presenter took to Instagram today to betray his loyal followers as he gave up social media.

We had just finished drooling vicariously over his insanely delicious looking cheese toastie when he broke the news.

“It is with regret that I announce that I’ve decided to give up social media. This is my last post. Thank you all for watching ????”

Insider sources told that Paddy Smyth has paid James to leave social media so he can increase his likelihood of landing a top 10 spot in’s 2018 Top 100 Digital Influencers list.

While conflicting sources reported to that Rob Kenny has a mob of ladies, who formerly all attended the same South Dublin fee paying school, after James should he reactivate his online presence with our source citing similar motives to Paddy.

Pictures: G. McDonnell / VIPIRELAND.COM

James joined the illuminati earlier in the year and there is speculation that after his wildly successful stint on Ireland’s Got Mór Talent he has been promoted up the ranks to the same level as Beyoncé.

This escalation into the most elite levels of the hierarchical secret world controlling society has meant that he had to become a recluse.

While we will miss him meowing on social media, he has trained his young prodigy, Sean his nephew, to take over the void his absence will leave in our lives.


We hope normal service will resume on his Snapchat on April 2nd.


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