Graham Norton was forced to deny having sex with his dog…after a condom came out of dog’s behind, in public.
The award-winning TV host, reportedly told the story during an episode of The Graham Norton Show.
The BBC star revealed that a condom went missing after a night with a lover and although he looked all over his house, it was nowhere to be found, according to The Sun.
“I had a gentleman caller and he was fine. The next morning I waved goodbye to him and slammed the door bye, bye, and that was that.
“I went upstairs to clean up some of the debris… things you don’t want the cleaner to find. I was putting everything away, but there was one bit of debris I could not find.
“I looked in the bin; it wasn’t there. I thought, ‘Well, I couldn’t have tried to flush that down the toilet, it must have gone. Where on earth is it?’
“It actually got to the point where I phoned the gentleman caller and said, ‘Do you know what happened to the thing?’ and he said, ‘No, I don’t know what happened to it’.
“So I thought that must just be a mystery. That is a mystery!”
Graham then forgot about the lost condom – until it reappeared while walking his dog Bailey in a local park.
“Wednesday morning I was out and about in the park as usual with my dog, Bailey – quite a big Labradoodle – he did his business and I picked it up.
“I walked over and I put that in the bin and then I looked back and Bailey is lying on the ground clawing at his backside. There it was, like a great big ghostly finger hanging out of him.
“So I had to get it out. Now, all I’ll say is no matter how stretchy you think they are, you’ve no idea! Honestly, I was half way across the park with this thing!
“I mean, it’s morning time, mothers with their children were going to school. I went, ‘No I did not have sex with my dog!’”
