Sex-starved Sinead O’Connor was so in need of nookie she decided to turn her iPhone into a vibrator.
The Take Me To Church singer jumped on to the idea after being told of their availability by a friend – and decides she owes it “to womankind to try them all and review”.
However Sinead, 47, decided to delete all her contacts beforehand – in case she ended up accidentally dialing them while using it.
She said: “I go for breakfast today with my friend. we discuss vibrators for some reason. He tells me the iPhone has a bunch of apps.
iPhone plan: Sinead transformed it to a vibrator
“We immediately download me every fuckin’ one we can find. ‘Keep me off the streets ’round ovulation, like.”
She added: “First of course is the worry someone might call, or you might call someone, with your vagina. Imagine who it might be!
“I start deleting my entire contacts so they only people I could ‘Vagina dial’ would be 02 customer service.
“And well, apart from being so crap they deserve it (or don’t), they’re probably used to me doing it by now anyway, its been 15 years.”
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After deciding which corner of the phone “will be least damaged by moisture” she ends up downloading four different apps.
However Sinead – who previously admitted to having sex with fruit –Â admits using the iPhone as a vibrator won’t give you too much pleasure.
Writing on her blog, she said: “The iPhone makes a SHITE vibrator, ladies. Really shite. You may as well be at a Phil Collins gig, or listening to a Phil Collins record. Not even John The f**king Conquerer Root’s gonna fix that.”
