Like all of us, Jimmy Kimmel was shocked by the video that showed a United Airlines passenger getting dragged off an overbooked flight.
And the host couldn’t resist poking fun at the situation during his late night show opening monologue on Monday.
Jimmy created a hilarious mock safety video which he aired for the audience, claiming it had been made by the company.
“We’re United Airlines. You do what we say, when we say and there won’t be a problem. Capiche?” a smiling blonde woman in a flight attendant outfit says. If we say you fly, you fly. If not, tough s**t.
Spoof: Jimmy Kimmel created a fake United Airlines safety video after a passenger was dragged off an overbooked flight | ABC
“Give us a problem, and we’ll drag your a** off the plane. And if you resist, we’ll beat you so badly you’ll be using your own face as a flotation device,” she adds, brandishing knuckledusters. United Airlines. F*** you.”
Jimmy also slammed the CEO for his statement, in which he apologised for “having to re-accommodate these customers”.
“Just like we re-accommodated El Chapo out of Mexico,” he quipped. “That is such sanitised, say-nothing, take-no-responsibility, corporate B.S. speak. I don’t know how the guy who sent that tweet didn’t vomit when he typed it out.”
Watch Jimmy weigh in on the incident below:
